Becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and I don’t know if I’m prepared to do that.
why is an owl prettier than me
why does an owl get nose rubs by hottie
It’s (FINALLY) here! What do you think of the new How to Train Your Dragon 2 poster? Reblog for Hiccup and Toothless!
i didn’t know mountain dew had that much cocaine
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
FUCK WHAT KIND OF POST IS THIS
one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies
yes yes yes yes
How to Train Your Dragon 2 - Poster
- i think relationships should be taken seriously- sex isn’t everything
- manners are always attractive
- caring about grades is attractive too
- chivalry is a plus
- saying “please” and “thank you” will blow my mind
- break ups shouldn’t be often and when they are they aren’t taken lightly
-Zuko (via xander5getfree)
I love you.
I love you!
Everytime I see this on my dash, I get really happy, okay.
REBLOG EVERY TIME OK